THE JELLY-PUS

Don’t touch the Jelly-pus!  It will tickle you. Why is it called a jellyfish when it obviously more closely resembles an octopus? An octopus’ body is more like a bag and has eight tentacles.  Jellyfish have the same body structure with numerous tentacles.  Their swimming mannerisms are similar as well.  The octopus has more powerContinue reading “THE JELLY-PUS”

CAVEMAN COLLISION

“Did cave men run into each other,” asked my four-year-old?     “Of course not, that would be stupid,” I replied.  But were cave dwellers really that dumb?  Other animals do it.  Could they, do it?  Is this why they had short life spans? We watch creatures head butt each other all the time on discoveryContinue reading “CAVEMAN COLLISION”

HOODWINKED ON HALLOWEEN

Do you have any lollipops?  A special request on Halloween?  I am thirty-six years old and have never heard a kid, much less a Werewolf, request a certain candy when trick or treating on Halloween.  At least six houses in a row got that question from my four-year old last night and had to disappoint. Continue reading “HOODWINKED ON HALLOWEEN”

Hogwarts Legacy Release!

Delayed until 2022, Hogwarts Legacy has Harry Potter fans enthusiasm in the palm of its hand.  This set back may have a lot of you upset at first but before you raise your wands ready to cast Avada Kedavra, remember rushing a quality game could cause it to go diagonally. Cyberpunk 2077, hyped to becomeContinue reading “Hogwarts Legacy Release!”

CIDERCADE IS TOO SWEET!

275 Arcade games, unlimited play, and $10 entry!  Cidercade is a fathers dream for showing their kids the games they grew up on.  Kids also are exposed to the old school nostalgia of being in an arcade, which is rare nowadays. At first, I was just chasing my kids around making sure nobody abducted themContinue reading “CIDERCADE IS TOO SWEET!”

The Last Weltzbarker

The night was dark, and the wind blew at an unforgiving negative thirty degrees Fahrenheit.  Icicles formed over his cheeks where the tears of loneliness fell from his blood covered face.  His body was not cold, as it was covered in the warm blood of his fellow comrade who gave his life by falling ontoContinue reading “The Last Weltzbarker”

Army of the Dead

(non-spoiler) Zombie tiger, Bautista, and the “City That Never Dies!”  Released on May 21, 2021 on Netflix of all places, Army of the Dead looks entertaining and creative.  Bautista was dominating in WWE but left the company for the same reasons I quit watching the product, it felt weak and lacked attitude.  I have becomeContinue reading “Army of the Dead”

Magical Beans and The Black Pearl

What does vomit taste like?  Like vomit!  Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans literally are every flavor.  My wife and I were about to have a long overdue date without the kids, and I thought it would be a nice treat to share a pack of these magical jellybeans we bought last time we went toContinue reading “Magical Beans and The Black Pearl”